Celebrity Crush

Me -- "What's James Bond's name?" 

Mom --"Daniel Craig, why?" 

Me -- "He's a good looking man, I like his eyes, and his pecks."

Mom-- "Down girl."

Me -- "What? I'm allowed to have a celebrity crush."

Mom -- "Yeah, but I already picked him. He's miiine. Get your own."

Me -- "Mom, you're married, no crushes for you."

Mom -- "blsgsssh, *blows raspberry* whatever."

That awkward moment when you find out you're attracted to the same men as your mother...